OHIODUCKA5 wrote: swampbilly 1980 wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:Swampbilly calls it "Duck physics". It's a law of duck hunting....
Don't care who
you are, where you're from, rich or poor, or what you're doing, DUCKPHYSICS
You can sit in a blind from legal shootin' all day and not see anything that even resembles a duck 'til it's time to pick up decoys.
And as soon as you get the weight/line on about the 3rd one wound up, you're going to see ducks.
You'll even hear ducks feed chuckling overhead while settin'
decoys in the a.m. too, (and get all excited) then not see anything ALL day "until that special time"
Swampbilly. Teach us new guys more about this Duck Physics phenomena.
It's very complicated
If you step out of the blind to pay rent on that coffee you drank earlier, or to make a "deposit" TAKE your gun with you. And for 'gawd sakes make sure you've got the big opening of your waders tucked far enough underneath of you when 'ya squat, (better to crap on the outside
of 'em than to crap on the inside
), and bring enough bio-degradable striking paper to do the job- and toss that underneath the blind. (Ducks will flare
from it if you don't
If you've hunted several times and not seen ducks, your blind may qualify for a bona-fide DUCKSERSIZM
, in which will rid the blind of the dreaded evil duck spirit- i.e.-Boogieduck
- something we can get into later.
There's a lot that goes into this, there are a lot of different components of Duckphysics
Swampbilly1980- I got a feeva',..and the only cure is more Mergansers and face paint.