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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Greenheadindy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:38 pm

:-) wrote:People that think airboat owners are marsh terrorists, leaving the blind 1 bird shy of a limit, guns that jam, and bad ammo.


Guns only jam when they have to ride in an airboat. It's so loud, they can't think straight. :sarcmark:
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby :-) » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:52 pm

Guns only jam when they have to ride in an airboat. It's so loud, they can't think straight. :sarcmark:[/quote]

You know deep down you would love to have one! FYI...after you run it for a week or so you can't even hear the noise anymore.
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Pet peeves

Postby tmclaimerFL » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:53 pm

Drinking from straws that make you look like a fool in public.


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Re: Pet peeves

Postby deliriousII » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:05 pm

People that say, "Go ahead, I could care less...."

Clearly it should be "I COULDN'T care less"
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:09 pm

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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Greenheadindy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:10 pm

deliriousII wrote:People that say, "Go ahead, I could care less...."

Clearly it should be "I COULDN'T care less"


Good one. Also, when someone says "for all intensive purposes."
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:12 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Juicy queefs
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:13 pm

when i go to sleep at halftime with my team trailing 24-0 only to wake up and find out that they pulled off the biggest comeback in team history. :fingerhead:
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Greenheadindy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:15 pm

:-) wrote:Guns only jam when they have to ride in an airboat. It's so loud, they can't think straight. :sarcmark:


You know deep down you would love to have one! FYI...after you run it for a week or so you can't even hear the noise anymore.[/quote]

Waaaaaaay deep down maybe. I imagine you can't hear much of anything after the first week.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:20 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Juicy queefs


:BARFING:
Uneasyjmitchell wrote:Is Erie salt water?


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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Blackcloud870 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:23 pm

People who waddle.
Roller luggage....FOR WORK!?!?!?!
Taxi Cab Drivers.
Pan handlers.
Stank Breath.
People who are late.
Sky Busters.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:27 pm

Blackcloud870 wrote:Roller luggage....FOR WORK!?!?!?!


When we meet, I will be sure to use a rolling suit case as a blind bag.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Blackcloud870 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:32 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
Blackcloud870 wrote:Roller luggage....FOR WORK!?!?!?!


When we meet, I will be sure to use a rolling suit case as a blind bag.


And I will be sure to wear steel toe boots and kick that son of a buck like Sebastian Janikowski...... then I'll prolly apologize, and offer to carry it for you like a man, with my hands..... no datgum wheels. :fingerhead:
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:34 pm

Slow walkers.
When I'm walking, I always appear to be on my way to a fire, so getting behind someone who slows my rate ticks me off.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:46 pm

People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:47 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:50 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:53 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles


Your cardiologist thanks you.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Gunnysway » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:54 pm

Professor_Leakey wrote:when i go to sleep at halftime with my team trailing 24-0 only to wake up and find out that they pulled off the biggest comeback in team history. :fingerhead:



When my team plays the Proff's team... :help:
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:55 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles


Your cardiologist thanks you.


I figure that eating at McDonald's and having a desk job pretty much means my 70's are just a pipe dream
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:57 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles


Your cardiologist thanks you.


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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:01 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles


Your cardiologist thanks you.


What, you want to live to be 100 or something?


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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:04 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles


Your cardiologist thanks you.


I figure that eating at McDonald's and having a desk job pretty much means my 50's are just a pipe dream

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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:07 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles


Your cardiologist thanks you.


I figure that eating at McDonald's and having a desk job pretty much means my 50's are just a pipe dream

FIFY


:lol3: .

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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:11 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:People who take forever to order at a fast food place. The menu hasn't changed in 30 years it's all terrible for you. Pick something and get the hell out of my way


Stop eating fast food!!!!


No. I love Mcgriddles


Your cardiologist thanks you.


I figure that eating at McDonald's and having a desk job pretty much means my 50's are just a pipe dream

FIFY


:lol3: .

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