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embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby 2500hdon37s » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:39 am

Taking the idea from another forum, turned out to be pretty dang funny to hear what some guys have done, been caught messing around and such. As well as the results from drunken one night stands and hookups.

So post em' up! :lol3:
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby jaysweet3 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:06 am

I got lucky one night in college. Went back to a girls house, middle of the night I got up to take a leak. I get back into bed with the girl, all of a sudden the lights come on and I start hearing a girl screaming to get out. I'm all effed up still, pretty confused. Why is this girl freaking out? Then I realize, I'm in the roommates bedroom.
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby possumfoot » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:42 am

leave the bar and go to a girls apt.. wake up (early, still feeling good) and go to piss.. i'm walking around her apt bareassed on my way to the toilet and the i discover she has a roommate that is getting ready to head to class.. our eyes meet and all i can think to say is "Sup" and keep on walkin..
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby MinnesotaDan » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:48 am

There isn't anything I can say that even remotely appropriate for a public forum.
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby sampsonhuntin » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:56 am

Drunken hook up, for some reason I thought it was ok to dutch oven her afterwards.
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby Professor_Leakey » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:23 am

they never seem to laugh at the dutch oven. never
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby Huntfish12 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:56 am

have taken a leak in closets, drawers, hampers, and on stacks of clean clothes. PLENTY more where that came from
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby tmclaimerFL » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:13 am

I was a junior in college and had two freshmen chicks passed out in my bed at out apartment. Somehow I ended up on the couch in my own place! Really missed that opportunity.


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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby Boatman » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:54 am

Huntfish12 wrote:have taken a leak in closets, drawers, hampers, and on stacks of clean clothes. PLENTY more where that came from


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea then blame it on the dog.
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby Freezer » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:31 am

MARRIED HER!
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby i_willie12 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:27 am

Freezer wrote:MARRIED HER!


Was waiting on that!!! :lol3:
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby MSparks909 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:57 am

Had my GF's mom burst into the bathroom when we were in the shower...she heard everything :help:
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby Slack Tide » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:43 pm

I used a pennysaver bag as a condom in HS once.......
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby t_baker » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:15 pm

Was a Jr in high school. Was nailing a girl from another school. No emotional attraction just a good booty call. I even hooked her up with a buddy one night. Well we got the bright idea after a couple weeks went by of me nailing her one night and him the other. She thought we didnt know that we were both doing her. So I call her up one night and tell her to meet me at the reservoir. It was super cold out. My buddy crawled on the floor of the back of my truck. I proceed to give her what she came for. When we are done she is sitting next to me butt naked, and my buddy sits up with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and says "anyone have a light?"

She screamed and jumped out of my truck butt naked and ran to her car. Had it started and was backing out before she realized she was naked. She came back to the truck, we all had a good laugh, and my buddy left with her.
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby TexasPuddleJumper » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:21 pm

t_baker wrote:Was a Jr in high school. Was nailing a girl from another school. No emotional attraction just a good booty call. I even hooked her up with a buddy one night. Well we got the bright idea after a couple weeks went by of me nailing her one night and him the other. She thought we didnt know that we were both doing her. So I call her up one night and tell her to meet me at the reservoir. It was super cold out. My buddy crawled on the floor of the back of my truck. I proceed to give her what she came for. When we are done she is sitting next to me butt naked, and my buddy sits up with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and says "anyone have a light?"

She screamed and jumped out of my truck butt naked and ran to her car. Had it started and was backing out before she realized she was naked. She came back to the truck, we all had a good laugh, and my buddy left with her.

Now that is some funny chit!!! :lol:
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby ScaupHunter » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:01 pm

An old girlfriend and her mom looked like twins. Same build, hair, height, everything matched exactly. I woke up at her place one morning and walked out to see her making breakfast in a short skirt. I walked up behind her with me in the buff. lets just say my move was rather physically affectionate. I knew I had the wrong woman when she very calmly said..... If your going to do that at least warm me up first. The girlfriend would have just smiled enjoyed it. Fortunately we all had a good laugh about it and her dad never found out.
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby Fatback » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:36 pm

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Postby Papachessie » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:10 pm

2500hdon37s wrote:I guess I'll post a couple up...

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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby wetgoldenretriever » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:15 pm

I feel like I have been reading penthouse forum


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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby tmclaimerFL » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:18 pm

I came first once. That was embarrassing.


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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby OGblackcloud » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:43 pm

Dumbest thing----Told her I loved her and stuck it all the way in
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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby wetgoldenretriever » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:44 pm

One time I was doing your mom and your dad walked in


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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:50 pm

tmclaimerFL wrote:I was a junior in college and had two freshmen chicks passed out in my bed at out apartment. Somehow I ended up on the couch in my own place! Really missed that opportunity.


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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby OGblackcloud » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:51 pm

wetgoldenretriever wrote:One time I was doing your mom and your dad walked in


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Re: embarrassing, or dumbest thing you've done with a girl

Postby ScaupHunter » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:52 pm

You wouldn't be alive. My dad doesn't play well with others.
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