Hmmm where to start....
Decided it was a good idea to beer bong 3/4 of a bottle of vodka and red bull at a Halloween party at my now wifes sorority house in college.
I was in bed unconscious by 11:30.
Woke up at about 3:00am and had to pass like a race horse. Like many of you guys, I was completely buck naked stumbling through the house En route to the restroom. As it turns out, my wife's hottest friend's room was directly before the bathroom door. As I am fumbling to own the bathroom door I hear a faint moan, then another, and another. ..I shook my head thinking I was still just annihilated. That's when I saw it. ..I look to my right where her roommate's door was wide open. I just stood there for what felt like hours, watching her smoking hot roommate go at it with 3 other chicks
Then the roommate calmly walked over to the door, put her hand on my chest, looked down at my offering, licked her lips.........
Then slowly closed the door in my face.
For YEARS I had wondered if that had actually happened, and I didn't say a word about it for fear of my wife thinking (finding out) I had some sick images of her roommate in my head.
About 4 or 5 years ago, we had said hot friend over for dinner and lots of drinks, when that story was retold by her friend, and it turns out, it was NOT just some awesome dream
The wife wasn't overly pleased, but I was able to play it off as if I didn't remember anything from that night
If only you guys could see the look her friend gives me now that the cat is out of the bag. I may, or may not post up a pic of hot friend later today. Depending on demand.