An old man...

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An old man...

Postby h2ofwlr » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:29 pm

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied.....
"Got drunk once and done it with a peacock.........
I was wondering if you were my son."
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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Postby mallardhunter » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:37 pm

:umm: Heard it, but its still good:yes:
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Keep working millions on welfare depend on you!!!
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Postby quackkiller » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:25 pm

:toofunny:
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Postby SCoutdoorsman » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:35 pm

:toofunny:
Everyone must believe in something and I believe I'll go hunting. When men bond something must die.
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