What would happen if???

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What would happen if???

Postby Slack Tide » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:02 pm

You opened the door to a micro wave and jammed something into the clasps so it thought is was closed......then turned it on?
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Re: What would happen if???

Postby T Man » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:03 pm

Kittens die in China

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Re: What would happen if???

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:01 pm

You immediately radiate your nads rendering you impotent.

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Re: What would happen if???

Postby Cujo1 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:03 pm

Slack, you have lost your mind. If you block the door open the cat will get out, don't let the cat out of the microwave!!!
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Re: What would happen if???

Postby sampsonhuntin » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:31 pm

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Re: What would happen if???

Postby Underradar » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:52 pm

Nothing. If you wear SPF 50 sunscreen.
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Re: What would happen if???

Postby steve-o » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:54 pm

I have to ask. Why?
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Re: What would happen if???

Postby steelshotslayer » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:30 pm

The wife has a kitchen towel on top of ours it gets caught in the door the door shuts so the microwave thinks its started but the seal is broken so the microwave wont start.
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Re: What would happen if???

Postby bighop » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:41 pm

How long will it take to get your NY microwave license so you can try it?
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Re: What would happen if???

Postby TrapperRob » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:47 pm

bighop wrote:How long will it take to get your NY microwave license so you can try it?

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