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Skunk

Postby LongTom » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:41 pm

A husband and wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”

He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.”


She says, “Where shall I put it to get it warm?”



He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.”


She says, “But what about the smell?”



He says, “Just hold its little nose.”



The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she beat him with died at the scene.
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Re: Skunk

Postby sprigs4days » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:58 pm

:lol3:
"Three can keep a secret, if two are dead"
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Re: Skunk

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:33 am

:lol3:
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Re: Skunk

Postby ScaupHunter » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:38 am

Ouch! :lol3:
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Re: Skunk

Postby Crazy Matt » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:50 am

:lol3:
Call, Kill, Consume.
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Re: Skunk

Postby Leaky-NY » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:48 pm

I should have never read this to my sweety don't worry the duck dynasty bandage looks cool and will blend in at the blind

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