LongTom wrote:SCOTTISH COMPASSION
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'hiv ye ever been f..ked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.
She said, 'Well - Ye will be when the tide comes in.'
OGblackcloud wrote:You know what you call a guy with no arms or legs on your front porch ?
Locked&Loaded wrote:What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
assateague wrote:Wives are all against super cool, awesome ideas. If Columbus had been married, we'd all still be European.
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote: You just have to use the back of your throat and hum. That's how I would describe it anyways.
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