Who steals a pine tree??

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Who steals a pine tree??

Postby 'JaminC'mon » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:17 am

A friend of mine came home from his kids school Christmas concert yesterday afternoon to find one of the pine trees in his front yard was cut down. His neighbor said he saw a guy in a blue van pull up, cut the tree down, stuff it in the van and drive off. When they realized what was going on they couldn't get the plate number in time. Who the hell is so lazy they have to drive up to someone's yard and cut a Christmas tree instead of driving to public hunting land to find a tree or go to a tree lot and spend $30. Something is seriously wrong with people in this country.

"What's mine is mine and what's your's in mine" I guess..

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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:21 am

I needed a tree. Don't judge me, I got 6 kids and 4 ex wives. Money be tight around Christmas. Tell your buddy ,it will grow back and it was too close to the house anyway.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby OGblackcloud » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:24 am

Must have realized a DD post wasn't gonna get it.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby t_baker » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:27 am

I am not gonna lie. I wanna pat that guy on the back.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby Omaha Clucker » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:27 am

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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:28 am

When I was in college the pines around campus would tend to fall down around Christmas time.
I need about tree fiddy.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby GomerPyle » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:34 am

At the advice of my attorney, I issue the following disclaimer:

"This post may or may not be intended as humor and/or sarcasm and does not necessarily reflect the actual views of the poster."
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:37 am

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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:49 am

Whoever this guy is... he has some balls.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby Boatman » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:52 am

The fine would be bigger on public land than private. Happens all the time.Have had some of mine cut over the last couple years. Even more now that Obama has 90 million without a job.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby ScaupHunter » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:09 am

People used to buy trees with their roots intact and plant them in their yards after Christmas a lot when I was a kid. My Dad and the neighbors all partied together all the time. they were always playing practical jokes on one another. Dad and our neighbor across the street got the idea to just start gathering their Christmas trees in the neighborhood instead of buying them as a practical joke. Every year there after a couple of house trees would get cut down by two drunk guys at 2:00 am. As a kid it was pretty funny talking with the neighbors about their stolen tree with it sitting in the front window fully decorated and them not recognizing it. :lol3:
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby 'JaminC'mon » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:13 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:I needed a tree. Don't judge me, I got 6 kids and 4 ex wives. Money be tight around Christmas. Tell your buddy ,it will grow back and it was too close to the house anyway.


Lol, I'll tell him you were just fixing his landscaping.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:15 pm

'JaminC'mon wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:I needed a tree. Don't judge me, I got 6 kids and 4 ex wives. Money be tight around Christmas. Tell your buddy ,it will grow back and it was too close to the house anyway.


Lol, I'll tell him you were just fixing his landscaping.


He's lucky I don't send him a bill for the tree work i did. Tell him Merry Christmas lol
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby Willie » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:47 pm

I blame the Robertsons.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby sprigs4days » Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:29 pm

Was he green and hairy kickin it with a little mutt?
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby Underradar » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:11 pm

My tie today, wore it in court. Why not take a pine tree?

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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby beretta24 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:18 pm

It looks better here don't it?
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Lost a few needles pulling it out of the van, but it lit up nicely.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby vincentpa » Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:46 pm

We had four blue spruce pines in our years. When one was bout six feet tall, someone cut it around Christmas. They used to put a pine tree in the business district of our community. After about the fifth or sixth year in a row of someone steeling it around Christmas, they stopped planting one.
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby Frylock » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:17 pm

sprigs4days wrote:Was he green and hairy kickin it with a little mutt?

This guy?
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby sprigs4days » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:34 pm

Frylock wrote:
sprigs4days wrote:Was he green and hairy kickin it with a little mutt?

This guy?
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He's a mean one...
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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby MarkM » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:24 pm

sprigs4days wrote:
Frylock wrote:
sprigs4days wrote:Was he green and hairy kickin it with a little mutt?

This guy?
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He's a mean one...

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Re: Who steals a pine tree??

Postby OGblackcloud » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:26 pm

Guys that run anything other than a stihl or Husqvarna that's who
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