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Better than sex?!?

Postby Blackmallard40 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:31 am

I had to post this up! This year has been awful for us at our hole in west Tennessee. We hunted our pit yesterday evening and ended up killing a few ducks. I wanted to ask you guys this question. While many ducks working my buddy says out loud " this is better than sex". I couldn't help for laughing when he said that. Do you guys agree, that a good hunt is better than sex?
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby assateague » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:33 am

You're doing it wrong. No matter which one we're talking about.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby WTN10 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:33 am

No. You might like Ellen and Elton John.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Underradar » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:36 am

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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby GomerPyle » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:37 am

just remember, "If sex is a pain in the ***, you're probably gay"
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Blackmallard40 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:39 am

Not gay by any means I would never tell my wife that. Thought that comment was really funny. Maybe thought that because it was the best day we had all year.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Nasty Boy » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:43 am

Watching nasty on my mobile phone will make me say that too while birds are working the spread.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:54 pm

Blackmallard40 wrote:Not gay by any means I would never tell my wife that.


So your wife thinks you're gay?
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:58 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Blackmallard40 wrote:Not gay by any means I would never tell my wife that.


So your wife thinks you're gay?


No he hasn't told his wife he's gay. She's a cover up.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Nasty Boy » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:07 pm

I am confused. Which one is happy?
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby i_willie12 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:12 pm

Image

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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Fatback » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:23 pm

Maybe she's doing it wrong ...lol poor bugger !


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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:02 pm

Blackmallard40 wrote:I had to post this up! This year has been awful for us at our hole in west Tennessee. We hunted our pit yesterday evening and ended up killing a few ducks. I wanted to ask you guys this question. While many ducks working my buddy says out loud " this is better than sex". I couldn't help for laughing when he said that. Do you guys agree, that a good hunt is better than sex?

Hell, even bad hunting is better than sex.


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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby La. Hunter » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:11 pm

Frylock wrote:
Blackmallard40 wrote:I had to post this up! This year has been awful for us at our hole in west Tennessee. We hunted our pit yesterday evening and ended up killing a few ducks. I wanted to ask you guys this question. While many ducks working my buddy says out loud " this is better than sex". I couldn't help for laughing when he said that. Do you guys agree, that a good hunt is better than sex?

Hell, even bad hunting is better than sex.


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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:14 pm

When you guys call, do you blow the call or turn it around backward and suck?
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:15 pm

Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad. it's still pretty damn good.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby t_baker » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:39 pm

i_willie12 wrote:Image

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Those twins. Oh my my
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby sprigs4days » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:59 pm

NO
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby MinnesotaDan » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:04 pm

If you're married or been in a long-term relationship I don't see how you can say a good hunt isn't better than sex.

Women eat chocolate cakes and say thats better than sex all the time.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:23 pm

MinnesotaDan wrote:If you're married or been in a long-term relationship I don't see how you can saw a good hunt isn't better than sex.

Women eat chocolate cakes and say thats better than sex all the time.

This guy gets it!
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby OGblackcloud » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:31 pm

:no: You guys are killing me
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Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:36 pm

You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby t_baker » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:39 pm

Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.


Highly doubt it. I know how to please a woman.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Duck_Stank » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:41 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad. it's still pretty damn good.

Solid metaphor and rather true.
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Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:41 pm

t_baker wrote:
Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.


Highly doubt it. I know how to please a woman.

Your priorities are all messed up! Hasn't Phil R. taught you anything, it's them that are supposed to be pleasing us.....rookie.
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