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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Papachessie » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:44 pm

Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.

I'll be 49 next month, and I guarantee I would pass up any hunt for a morning with those twins :banana: :drool: :devil: :evilbanana:
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby t_baker » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:45 pm

Frylock wrote:
t_baker wrote:
Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.


Highly doubt it. I know how to please a woman.

You're priorities are all messed up! Hasn't Phil R. taught you anything, it's them that are supposed to be pleasing us.....rookie.


She takes care of me. But I don't need to reason this with you. Your the one jackin your meat in the cattails while I am nailing it over the kitchen counter.

I am actually surprised you support Phil.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:46 pm

Papachessie wrote:
Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.

I'll be 49 next month, and I guarantee I would pass up any hunt for a morning (or a month :yes: ) with those twins. :banana: :drool: :devil: :evilbanana:

I'm too fat and tired to keep up with them anyway.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:48 pm

t_baker wrote:
Frylock wrote:
t_baker wrote:
Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.


Highly doubt it. I know how to please a woman.

You're priorities are all messed up! Hasn't Phil R. taught you anything, it's them that are supposed to be pleasing us.....rookie.


She takes care of me. But I don't need to reason this with you. Your the one jackin your meat in the cattails while I am nailing it over the kitchen counter.

I am actually surprised you support Phil.

Haha! Phil's a moron but his name gets everyone all fired up.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Papachessie » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:48 pm

Frylock wrote:
Papachessie wrote:
Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.

I'll be 49 next month, and I guarantee I would pass up any hunt for a morning (or a month :yes: ) with those twins. :banana: :drool: :devil: :evilbanana:

I'm too fat and tired to keep up with them anyway.

I'd sure give 'em a hell of a try. Be a damn good way to die if you ask me.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby sprigs4days » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:52 pm

MinnesotaDan wrote:If you're married or been in a long-term relationship I don't see how you can saw a good hunt isn't better than sex.

Nothing a trip to the ole adult toy store can't fix.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:52 pm

Papachessie wrote:
Frylock wrote:
Papachessie wrote:
Frylock wrote:You'll see, and once you pass forty the marsh will be way more appealing than those twins.....at least until the season ends.

I'll be 49 next month, and I guarantee I would pass up any hunt for a morning (or a month :yes: ) with those twins. :banana: :drool: :devil: :evilbanana:

I'm too fat and tired to keep up with them anyway.

I'd sure give 'em a hell of a try. Be a damn good way to die if you ask me.

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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:58 pm

in 411 b.c. Aristophanes wrote Lysistrata, about women refusing to give up the punani until the Peloponnesian war was ended. more recently, these women in colombia did the same thing in order to get some roads repaired.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/colombia/131101/sex-strike-crossed-leg-protest-road

nothing more powerful than money and punani. :beer:
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby sprigs4days » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:02 pm

Professor_Leakey wrote:in 411 b.c. Aristophanes wrote Lysistrata, about women refusing to give up the punani until the Peloponnesian war was ended. more recently, these women in colombia did the same thing in order to get some roads repaired.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/colombia/131101/sex-strike-crossed-leg-protest-road

nothing more powerful than money and punani. :beer:

The power of **** can be mind blowing
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Nasty Boy » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:07 pm

i_willie12 wrote:
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I know what I doing in the blind with these twins on my mobile phone screensaver. Hopefully the birds will have patience's for me this time.....
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:10 pm

yikes
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Frylock » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:17 pm

Nasty Boy wrote:
i_willie12 wrote:
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I know what I doing in the blind with these twins on my mobile phone screensaver. Hopefully the birds will have patience's for me this time.....

I'm guessing you hunt alone.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Nasty Boy » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:19 pm

Frylock wrote:
Nasty Boy wrote:
i_willie12 wrote:
Image


I know what I doing in the blind with these twins on my mobile phone screensaver. Hopefully the birds will have patience's for me this time.....

I'm guessing you hunt alone.


Yeah..... I think i scared the dog last time......
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby burns_312 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:32 pm

No threesome with twins for me, but I do have a matching pair of "V" cards from twins. One of which I'm married to. Dated the other one first. :lol3:
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby jaysweet3 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:14 pm

That's a feat. Going from one sister to the other.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby wetgoldenretriever » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:40 pm

burns_312 wrote:No threesome with twins for me, but I do have a matching pair of "V" cards from twins. One of which I'm married to. Dated the other one first. :lol3:

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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:46 pm

so are they truly identical?

and yeah, that is impressive.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby GomerPyle » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:59 pm

holy crap.....is that not awkward, or has it not caused any issues, with your wife knowing you got it on with her sister first?
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby ScaupHunter » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:30 pm

I bet she swaps the sister in when she is not in the mood and he is not looking. No way he would know the difference. :devil:
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby sampsonhuntin » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:39 pm

I wouldn't need to make the decision over sex with those twins or hunting. 47 seconds and I'd be out the door to the blind.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Broken Paddle » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:40 pm

ScaupHunter wrote:I bet she swaps the sister in when she is not in the mood and he is not looking. No way he would know the difference. :devil:


And this would be a problem? How? :grooving: :devil:
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Nasty Boy » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:56 pm

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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby ScaupHunter » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:58 pm

While hot, those two girls would bleed your account dry and move on to the next sucker. Fun to ride, expensive to buy.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby Nasty Boy » Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:06 pm

ScaupHunter wrote:While hot, those two girls would bleed your account dry and move on to the next sucker. Fun to ride, expensive to buy.


Thats why I pay them to leave.
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Re: Better than sex?!?

Postby cannon » Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:14 pm

sampsonhuntin wrote:I wouldn't need to make the decision over sex with those twins or hunting. 47 seconds and I'd be out the door to the blind.



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