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Cowboy Chapstick

Postby blindbound86 » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:46 pm

A rough looking hombre rode into town one day. He dismounted and tied his old mare at the hitching post in front of the saloon where two old timers sat in rocking chairs. Upon dismounting his horse he walked around to the rear of the horse, lifted its tail and planted a big wet kiss squarely upon the horses B-hole. One of the old timers spoke up "son, why did you kiss your horse on the arsehole for?" to which he replied, " I got chapped lips" The other old timer chimed in "does that help to heal them?" He replied " no, but it sure as damn hell keeps me form licking them!"
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