Medical Break Through!

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Medical Break Through!

Postby Greg Wile » Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:13 am

A woman in SC was in labour and the doctor asked if her and her husband would like to try a new procedure that could reduce the pain of child birth on the woman and allow the father to experience what the woman had to go through by way of ultrasonic waves sent through the air and dialed into the fathers DNA. They agreed to try it and the Doc set everything up. First the doc asked if they would like to try it at 25% so they agreed every thing went good so the man sai d he wanted to ease his wifes pain even more so the Doc upped the level to 50% The man said that he realy didn't think it was all that bad so he would like to try and releive all the pain from his wife cause he Was sure he could handle it. After the baby was deliverd the man told the Doctor that it was great he Had hardly any discomfort at all so the Doc sent them home. When they got home they found the milk man dead on their door step.

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Postby SCoutdoorsman » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:32 am

:laughing: Why does it have to be someone from SC :pissed: :toofunny:
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Postby Admin2 » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:44 am

Because he knew you were a part time milkman. :laughing:


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Postby gahunter » Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:36 pm

That's not funny my father was a milkman. He was killed by a jealous husband who thought that Daddy was fooling around with his wife. So please knock it off with the milkman jokes, because I am highly offended by them.
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Postby gahunter » Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:38 pm

Just kidding :laughing: But seriously knock it off, because milkmen have feelings too. :toofunny:
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Postby SCoutdoorsman » Sun Mar 06, 2005 9:33 pm

gahunter wrote:Just kidding :laughing: But seriously knock it off, because milkmen have feelings too. :toofunny:


Ga just wanted to let you know - you aint right :toofunny:
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Postby Woodywoodduck » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:41 am

gahunter wrote:That's not funny my father was a milkman. He was killed by a jealous husband who thought that Daddy was fooling around with his wife. So please knock it off with the milkman jokes, because I am highly offended by them.


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Postby Greg Wile » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:50 pm

I didn't make the joke up I was told it was true. :yes:


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Postby Quackcephus » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:45 pm

Somebody used an intenstity >100mW :eek:

At least it weren't some fella named "Leroy" or "Tyrone". :yes:
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Postby gahunter » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:22 pm

:withstupid:
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