One for the Blonds...

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One for the Blonds...

Postby h2ofwlr » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:57 am

A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so
homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo
dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how
long he slept. So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the
world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde. Then suddenly
she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather
chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for
alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have
this last drink at my apartment." Taken back by her request, and
trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK." They get up from the
bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle." He says, ..."That's ok, I'll
follow you in my Honda."
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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