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Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at
the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree
in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it. But, almost too late
realizes hat there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves
again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom
course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car
to a stop.
The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him
mid sentence and says, "Fer Christ sakes, Paddy, that's yer air
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:laughing: :toofunny: Things like this can make a day working @ a school much easier.
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he he...heard that, but it was a blonde driving the car instead of "Paddy".
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Odd how we all have our "targets" for these jokes.
The Brits have the Irish
The Irish have the folk from County Cork
The Scots have the English
The Yanks have the rednecks
The Canadians have the Newfies
We all have the blondes.
Some things are just plain funny in any language!
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