Extreme Rednecks

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Extreme Rednecks

Postby dukhnter7 » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:07 pm

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on
how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this".

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right
off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
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Postby gahunter » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:18 pm

:toofunny: :salude: :toofunny:
If the hunting is cold, luckily so is the beer!
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Postby SCoutdoorsman » Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:59 am

Everyone must believe in something and I believe I'll go hunting. When men bond something must die.
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Postby had » Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:06 am

:toofunny: :getdown:
This site is about having some fun, learning, helping others, and enjoying the commaradre' of other waterfowl hunters. And if you do not like those 4 things, then do not let the door hit you on the way out of here.
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Postby Quackcephus » Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:17 pm

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hey jeff, git-er-done

Postby s-speece » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:29 am

:laughing: :laughing: i did'nt know jeff foxworthy was a member also :thumbsup:
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