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A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby GomerPyle » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:05 am

It's that time again, it's MASTERS WEEK! The OFFICIAL start of Spring, and the greatest sporting event in the world.

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Willie » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:07 am

I look forward to it too. Gonna be a little different with no tiger.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby GomerPyle » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:50 am

At the advice of my attorney, I issue the following disclaimer:

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby T Man » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:18 pm

"So I've got that going for me...which is nice."
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby clampdaddy » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:34 pm

The "greatest sporting event in the world"? Nope. Old people can be competitive at this game.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Cujo1 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:35 pm

GomerPyle wrote:It's that time again, it's MASTERS WEEK! The OFFICIAL start of Spring, and the greatest sporting event in the world.


It's actually the second greatest sporting event.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:40 pm

T Man wrote:"So I've got that going for me...which is nice."

Lol

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:11 pm

Cujo1 wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:It's that time again, it's MASTERS WEEK! The OFFICIAL start of Spring, and the greatest sporting event in the world.


It's actually the second greatest sporting event.


Right behind opening day.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:46 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Cujo1 wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:It's that time again, it's MASTERS WEEK! The OFFICIAL start of Spring, and the greatest sporting event in the world.


It's actually the second greatest sporting event.


Right behind opening day.

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Cujo1 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:55 pm

Nope, all wrong. NCAA tournament is the #1 sporting event, followed by the Masters, The World Series and the Super Bowl.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:17 pm

Iwould rather pull my finger nails out with plyers and pour alcohol on them than sit and watch the masters.

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby ScaupHunter » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:10 am

What is it with the obsession of watching other men play with their balls?
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:12 am

Cujo1 wrote:Nope, all wrong. NCAA tournament is the #1 sporting event, followed by the Masters, The World Series and the Super Bowl.


PFFFTTTTTT. The Derby is better than that whole list, other than the Super Bowl.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:56 am

The derby...please. 85% of the people who attend the derby have no idea what's going on, all they know is they got to buy a fancy hat.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby cluckmeister » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:22 am

the greatest sporting event in the world.?

Not even close, Id say opening day of waterfowl season is.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:24 am

Botiz630 wrote:The derby...please. 85% of the people who attend the derby have no idea what's going on, all they know is they got to buy a fancy hat.


Hey I like hats.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby NVDuckSlapper » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:34 am

I can play about 3 holes of golf before I get pissed off and leave. Don't ask me how it is to watch the dumb game.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby beretta24 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:42 am

Indaswamp wrote:Iwould rather pull my finger nails out with plyers and pour alcohol on them than sit and watch the masters.

"You can tell a lot about a man by how pissed off he gets at a little white golf ball..."

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby cluckmeister » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:47 am

Three little bitty guys were walking around the club house wearing green jackets, Tiger Woods spots them and remarks, Wow I didn't know 3 midgets won the Masters. Feeling insulted one of them replies, we're not midgets were Leprechauns and whos caddie are you.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Gunnysway » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:49 am

Cujo1 wrote:Nope, all wrong. NCAA tournament is the #1 sporting event, followed by the Masters, The World Series and the Super Bowl.



I'll see your simpleton "games"...

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby Gunnysway » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:55 am

Or this maybe...?

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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:19 pm

I am utterly shocked that a bunch of duck hunters would argue about what the #1 sporting event is.
Without hesitation I'll say it...
Opening day of duck season is the #1 sporting event.
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby OGblackcloud » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:30 pm

FOUR !!!!!!!!
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Re: A Tradition Unlike Any Other

Postby cluckmeister » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:19 pm

aunt betty wrote:I am utterly shocked that a bunch of duck hunters would argue about what the #1 sporting event is.
Without hesitation I'll say it...
Opening day of duck season is the #1 sporting event.



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