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Should I kill and devour this bird?

Yes
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No
3
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Roast him at the Byers cookout
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Total votes : 26

Re: Should I?

Postby bighop » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:10 pm

Tryingtaxi wrote:Grab him and run I'm sure it couldn't hurt that bad. :yes:
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Break his neck
If you have kids tell them that you bough it and to help you load him up.

He chases people, I figured I could just let him come up to me and grab him and wring his neck, but I'm certain that would end up with me being flailed.
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Re: Should I?

Postby TexasPuddleJumper » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:14 pm

bighop wrote:
Tryingtaxi wrote:Grab him and run I'm sure it couldn't hurt that bad. :yes:
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Break his neck
If you have kids tell them that you bough it and to help you load him up.

He chases people, I figured I could just let him come up to me and grab him and wring his neck, but I'm certain that would end up with me being flailed.

Hop, which hospital. I might be willing to render my services.

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I'm not saying that it shouldn't be done, I'm just saying it is ill advised...
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Re: Should I?

Postby Tryingtaxi » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:26 pm

bighop wrote:
Tryingtaxi wrote:Grab him and run I'm sure it couldn't hurt that bad. :yes:
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Break his neck
If you have kids tell them that you bough it and to help you load him up.

He chases people, I figured I could just let him come up to me and grab him and wring his neck, but I'm certain that would end up with me being flailed.

Get him to chase you somewhere where people won't see just keep pissing him off. You could get a shopping bag and put his head in that less pecking maybe. Either way film it I'm sure It will be hilarious. Luckily there aren't any wild Geese here a few domestic Canadians that you could just grab easily. The only other geese besides those Canadians are at Disney world. There are very very very few geese on lake okeechobee but if you kill one it's a snow goose.
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Re: Should I?

Postby t_baker » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:29 pm

From what I gathered a few guys from Tennessee Arkansas area are into baseball. May just consider flying one down and letting them wop it in the head with a bat for ya.
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Re: Should I?

Postby bighop » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:06 pm

t_baker wrote:From what I gathered a few guys from Tennessee Arkansas area are into baseball. May just consider flying one down and letting them wop it in the head with a bat for ya.

He was running amok in the little league practice in the field across the street. I'm surprised he survived.
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Re: Should I?

Postby t_baker » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:25 pm

bighop wrote:
t_baker wrote:From what I gathered a few guys from Tennessee Arkansas area are into baseball. May just consider flying one down and letting them wop it in the head with a bat for ya.

He was running amok in the little league practice in the field across the street. I'm surprised he survived.

Kids these days can't do anything right.
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Re: Should I?

Postby Tryingtaxi » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:43 am

t_baker wrote:
bighop wrote:
t_baker wrote:From what I gathered a few guys from Tennessee Arkansas area are into baseball. May just consider flying one down and letting them wop it in the head with a bat for ya.

He was running amok in the little league practice in the field across the street. I'm surprised he survived.

Kids these days can't do anything right.

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Re: Should I?

Postby KRB » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:10 am

Sic that red dog on him.
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Re: Should I?

Postby bighop » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:42 pm

He seems to have moved on....
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Re: Should I?

Postby Tryingtaxi » Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:01 pm

bighop wrote:He seems to have moved on....

Darn I was hoping for a funny video :no:
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Re: Should I?

Postby MODuckkiller » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:14 pm

bighop wrote:There's a greylag goose running around the parking lot of the hospital tormenting people. How edible is a greylag?

I don't really care what this ^ says, I just thought your sig was quote worthy but I didn't feel like doing the work associated with quoting it. So yeah.

I laughed pretty d@mn hard.
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Re: Should I?

Postby bighop » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:10 pm

So I learned today the lady security guard's husband and daughter relocated my Easter goose to a nearby park. Apparently they had contacted animal control, who wouldn't touch it, and a warden, who said you can't mess with wild migratory waterfowl....
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Re: Should I?

Postby beretta24 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:27 pm

bighop wrote:So I learned today the lady security guard's husband and daughter relocated my Easter goose to a nearby park. Apparently they had contacted animal control, who wouldn't touch it, and a warden, who said you can't mess with wild migratory waterfowl....

So the security's lady's daughter has bigger balls than you....so sad.
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Re: Should I?

Postby KRB » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:53 pm

beretta24 wrote:
bighop wrote:So I learned today the lady security guard's husband and daughter relocated my Easter goose to a nearby park. Apparently they had contacted animal control, who wouldn't touch it, and a warden, who said you can't mess with wild migratory waterfowl....

So the security's lady's daughter has bigger balls than you....so sad.

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Re: Should I?

Postby sprigs4days » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:38 pm

bighop wrote:
t_baker wrote:From what I gathered a few guys from Tennessee Arkansas area are into baseball. May just consider flying one down and letting them wop it in the head with a bat for ya.

He was running amok in the little league practice in the field across the street. I'm surprised he survived.

If this guy was there he woulda handled it for you.
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Re: Should I?

Postby bighop » Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:00 am

beretta24 wrote:
bighop wrote:So I learned today the lady security guard's husband and daughter relocated my Easter goose to a nearby park. Apparently they had contacted animal control, who wouldn't touch it, and a warden, who said you can't mess with wild migratory waterfowl....

So the security's lady's daughter has bigger balls than you....so sad.

That's one possiblity, the other is that she doesn't have a job that requires her to be there.
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Re: Should I?

Postby beretta24 » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:19 am

A general lack of responsibility does have its advantages.
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Re: Should I?

Postby getemducks » Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:24 am

Pull a Jeff foiles
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I wish I knew half as much, and shot half as many birds as the guys on DHC claim they do...
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