Hurry honey it's about to start!!

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Hurry honey it's about to start!!

Postby ACEBLDRS » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:08 pm

A man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on
the TV, and says to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brings him a beer.

When he finishes it, he says, "Quick,bring me another beer. It's gonna
start." This time she looks a little angry, but brings him a beer.

When it was gone, he says, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top! "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"

The man sighed. "It's started..."'ve got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

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Postby gahunter » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:10 pm

:toofunny: :laughing: :toofunny: :laughing: :laughing:
If the hunting is cold, luckily so is the beer!
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Postby Quackcephus » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:50 pm

:salude: :getdown: :hammering: :laughing: :withstupid:
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:05 pm

:toofunny: :toofunny:


Soooo Tru!!!!!!!!!

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Postby gunman » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:17 pm

even the wife laughed at that one!!!!HAHAAHAHAHAA :laughing:
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Postby kulsh » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:20 am

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :laughing: :laughing:
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Postby shrpshtr » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:27 am

:salude: :toofunny:
Talk 'em into givin' up!

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Postby Gooseboy » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:22 pm

The group ended up with 420 birds.

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Postby choclab » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:55 pm

That was waaaaaaaay funny :salude: :salude: :toofunny: :salude: :salude:
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Postby HuntingWife » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:26 pm

That's a good one!

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