A man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on
the TV, and says to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brings him a beer.
When he finishes it, he says, "Quick,bring me another beer. It's gonna
start." This time she looks a little angry, but brings him a beer.
When it was gone, he says, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top! "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The man sighed. "It's started..."
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Die' en ain't much of a livin' son.