COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around the country. Maybe we should
give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it"s worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have
the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not
Steal,""Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: George Carlin said it best about Martha
Stewart...."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J.
Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too,
but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work
in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!