Is it just me....

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Is it just me....

Postby h2ofwlr » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:21 pm

COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around the country. Maybe we should
give them all a cow.


CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it"s worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have
the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not
Steal,""Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile
work environment.


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: George Carlin said it best about Martha
Stewart...."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J.
Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too,
but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work
in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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Postby Quackcephus » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:24 pm

:salude:
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Postby gunman » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:51 am

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Hunters are alot like Birdwatchers. Only after watching while, we start shooting!
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Postby ACEBLDRS » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:30 pm

I love it all h2o. :thumbsup:
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

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Die' en ain't much of a livin' son.
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Classic

Postby WIDGEONATOR » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:07 pm

That's classic!

How about this:

The Electric Chair should not be called Cruel and Unusual Punishment; it should be called JUSTICE!

I thought of this next one after my roommate broke up with his girlfriend.

If you've ever broken up with a woman because you fish too much, you might be a Redneck!

It applies to hunting as well :toofunny:
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Postby whitefeather » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:09 pm

My sentaments exactly. :salude:
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Re: Classic

Postby AlaskaRedneK » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:41 am

WIDGEONATOR wrote:
If you've ever broken up with a woman because you fish too much, you might be a Redneck!

It applies to hunting as well :toofunny:



.................sooooo :oops: :yes:

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