The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to
choose a husband from among many men.
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to
herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 These men have jobs, love kids and
are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak. Oh, mercy me! But just think.....what must be awaiting
me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.
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