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The Husband Store

Postby Swamp Puppy » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:14 pm

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to
choose a husband from among many men.

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to
herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 These men have jobs, love kids and
are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak. Oh, mercy me! But just think.....what must be awaiting
me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.
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Postby greenster » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:20 pm

:toofunny: Soo true :toofunny:
"Thomas Jefferson said I had a God-given right to pursue happiness. What makes me happy is to take a mallard's head smooth off at about 20 feet.

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Postby Greg Wile » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:26 pm

:toofunny: Ain't it the truth!! :toofunny:
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Postby mallardman77 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:02 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny and true!! :laughing:
Is it september the 8th yet???

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Postby ACEBLDRS » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:15 pm

That one will always be a classic.
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Postby vikingsfan » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:54 pm

that reminds me of my x :toofunny: :toofunny:
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Postby cast-n-blast » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:19 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 100% true! I was somewhere on the 5th floor when she found me & I still can't win! :help:
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:47 am

Bwwwaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaahahahahah

Thats a good one Swamps!! :salude:
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Postby shrpshtr » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:52 am

very funny! sadly, it couldn't be more true!!! i am sending this to my wife... :toofunny:
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