Female prayer VS Male prayer....(funny)

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Female prayer VS Male prayer....(funny)

Postby gunman » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:47 pm

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to
do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer
to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
best friend.
Amen.

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MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a duck boat. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't
care.
Amen
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
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Postby HuntingWife » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:06 am

:umm:

:toofunny:
In God we trust, all others must show ID.
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Postby bluebill » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:35 pm

:toofunny: Nicee, nice twice
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Postby tstrong » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:54 pm

Yeah I like that one. :laughing: :laughing:
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Postby Mongo Lodge » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:21 pm

BRAVO
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell
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