Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting........
I went to the store the
> > other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
> > When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
> > I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
> > senior a break?"
> > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
> > called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing
> > another ticket for having worn tires.
> > So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished
> > the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> > Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
> > minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
> > Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked
> > around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now
> > that I'm retired. It's important at my age
HEY ADMIN, HOW ABOUT A JOKE FORUM!?! Just an idea.....-Chris
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
Hunters are alot like Birdwatchers. Only after watching while, we start shooting!