Thought this was funny.....

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Thought this was funny.....

Postby gunman » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:57 pm

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting........


I went to the store the
> > other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
> >
> > When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
> > I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
> > senior a break?"
> >
> > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
> > called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing
> > another ticket for having worn tires.
> >
> > So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished
> > the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
> > Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
> > minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
> >
> > Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked
> > around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now
> > that I'm retired. It's important at my age





HEY ADMIN, HOW ABOUT A JOKE FORUM!?! Just an idea.....-Chris
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:10 pm

Ahahah ahhahaaaa haaaaahaaaa!!!!

Now that is funny!

but about the joke forum... we already have a thread for jokes... it would make the HH kinda sucky :hammering:

Where would I put all my rediculous pictures :help: :laughing:

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Re: Thought this was funny.....

Postby ACEBLDRS » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:10 pm

gunman wrote:HEY ADMIN, HOW ABOUT A JOKE FORUM!?! Just an idea.....-Chris


There was a thread about funnies floating around, it must have fallen by the way side, while i was on my little vacation. :mrgreen:
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Postby gunman » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:13 pm

hey your right I forgot about that thread...I'll remember that for the next joke...man somedays i'm a putz.....
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Postby ACEBLDRS » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:19 pm

gunman wrote:hey your right I forgot about that thread...I'll remember that for the next joke...man somedays i'm a putz.....


Thats ok gunman, that's why i'm here. to help point out when someone is being a putz...... (myself excluded of course) .
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:28 pm

ACEBLDRS wrote:
gunman wrote:hey your right I forgot about that thread...I'll remember that for the next joke...man somedays i'm a putz.....


Thats ok gunman, that's why i'm here. to help point out when someone is being a putz...... (myself excluded of course) .



Yeah, sure ACE :hammering: :toofunny:

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