Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy, an American guy, a old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
that Frenchman again!
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Die' en ain't much of a livin' son.