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Ah, the French

Postby ACEBLDRS » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:05 pm

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy, an American guy, a old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss
girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
that Frenchman again!
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

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Postby mallardman77 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:39 pm

:toofunny: Now thats a good one ACE


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Is it september the 8th yet???

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Postby UT Greenhead » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:55 pm

Oh man, that's a good one.

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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:41 pm

:toofunny:

Sooo true :yes:

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Postby shrpshtr » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:47 pm

:toofunny: now that is funny!
Talk 'em into givin' up!

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Postby Snaph » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:52 pm

NICE!!!! :laughing:
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:47 pm

Why are you all so mean to the french? :pissed: I mean its not as if they're a bunch of arrogant, whining, snail eating....... OK so your right!
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:51 am

kiwismakebetterlovers wrote:Why are you all so mean to the french? :pissed: I mean its not as if they're a bunch of arrogant, whining, snail eating....... OK so your right!



He heh heeeaaaawww... you had me wonderin for a sec man :hammering: :toofunny:

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Postby Rat Creek » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:10 am

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