Hey gsphunter, although you are correct there is an area of wide spread cooling, it is not global. Many have made this mistake before. After considerable research it has been determined it is instead, a hemispheric cooling trend, centered in the northern hemisphere of the planet. I am afraid that all signs point to the inevitable occurrence of a Micro Ice Age across North America, Europe, and Northern Asia in the coming months. Although it is true that Micro Ice Ages are consistently cyclical in nature, there will undoubtedly be catastrophic consequences for those living in the northern hemisphere of Earth for many months to come due to the approaching one.
Immediate action is necessary to ensure the survival of you and your loved ones during the coming atmospheric events which always accompany a Micro Ice Age. Widespread stock piling of canned and preserved foods, toilet paper, Dihydrogen monoxide, and other essential items will undoubtedly occur over the next few months in anticipation of the upcoming events. Get your house and vehicles ready to withstand the punishing environmental effects a Micro Ice Age. Unlike the Macro Ice Age that is believed to have killed off the Dinosaurs, it is much easier to survive a Micro Ice Age if you are properly prepared. So get out there and get ready before it is too late.
“If there is a Micro Ice Age coming why haven’t I heard about it?” you ask! Quite simple. The governments of the world have suppressed the media outlets in an effort to minimize panic. They are only allowing small amounts of information to be ”leaked” out to slowly mobilize the general public. You might have seen the recent stories on the major TV networks concerning the increased cost of heating a home this year as compared to last year. There have also been many commercials lately on all the networks, sponsored by automotive retailers and repair facilities urging you to prepare your vehicles for colder weather. Businesses of all types are participating in this coordinated effort to prepare you for the upcoming Micro Ice Age. Burlington Coat Factory, Target, Sears, Wal-Mart, Kmart, Bryant Furnaces, etc. , etc. , on and on. They are all warning of the impending Micro Ice Age. Are You Ready!
If not, then the time is now. Do what you must to ensure your family survives the coming Micro Ice Age. There is no time to waste!!