Dear Dad!

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Dear Dad!

Postby Greg Wile » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:27 pm

:eek: Just like some of you young bucks on here I suspect. :laughing:

Subject: Fw: DEAR DAD .............

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad" so, with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is sonice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the Woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Joan can get better; She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Build memories, take a kid out doors and teach them about nature by interacting with it, hunting and fishing.

Learn from the past, don't dwell on it.
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:36 pm

Good one :laughing:
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Postby DuffMaN » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:43 pm

Nice! I'll have to try that sometime.... :getdown:
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Postby Trois_beaux_canards » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:02 pm

:toofunny: that's great!
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Postby Rat Creek » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:32 pm

:thumbsup: Very nice. Maybe my oldest son should take that approach.
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Postby Mattquack » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:49 pm

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Postby Fowlercon » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:24 pm

That was great........ :toofunny:
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Postby kms399 » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:41 pm

nice :laughing:
another one bites the dust
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Postby HuntingWife » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:25 pm


In God we trust, all others must show ID.
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Postby ACEBLDRS » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:59 pm

Man, I wish I would have thought of that one.'ve got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:27 pm

DuffMaN wrote:Nice! I'll have to try that sometime.... :getdown:


Yeah, i can see yer mom really appreciating that one..... she wouldnt call back :laughing:

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Postby shrpshtr » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:32 am

too funny!!!

Talk 'em into givin' up!

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Postby gunman » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:37 am

:laughing: :thumbsup:
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