Just like some of you young bucks on here I suspect. :laughing:
Subject: Fw: DEAR DAD .............
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad" so, with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is sonice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the Woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Joan can get better; She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
get to know your grandchildren.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Build memories, take a kid out doors and teach them about nature by interacting with it, hunting and fishing.
Learn from the past, don't dwell on it.