Dumb... but I am posting it anyway...

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Dumb... but I am posting it anyway...

Postby JustinNH » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:30 pm

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and
sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
room. He returned a few minutes later with a black
Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the
vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,
a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."





Ok, it got a small laugh out of me, I'll admit it.
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Re: Dumb... but I am posting it anyway...

Postby Cigarz » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:58 pm

Good one:)
It's better on the water.
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Re: Dumb... but I am posting it anyway...

Postby Benny8 » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:52 pm

:clapping: I like it :thumbsup:
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Re: Dumb... but I am posting it anyway...

Postby vt.honker » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:35 pm

:clapping: :clapping: My wife and I liked it and we BOTH laughed :lol3: :lol3:.
So many geese,so much ammo,so little time left!
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Re: Dumb... but I am posting it anyway...

Postby JustinNH » Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:00 pm

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Yeah, its a bit corny but worth a post :beer:
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