I give up!!!!!!!! I must own the only lesbian turkey call out there. I mean I have hens coming into my decoys from other zip codes, talk about discouraging. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.
I did get a turkey though. I hit it with my work truck, naturally it was a hen, what should I expect. She came out of nowhere and hit corner post on my windshield. It didn’t do any damage to my truck, but broke both of her legs. She flopping in this ladies yard feathers everywhere. I’m running over to her, I grab her by the neck and ring it in front of God and everybody. (That was smooth).
I bring her back to the house and my wife looks at her and says, “ What do you plan on doing with it?” I say “breast her out” and the wife reply’s “ the best you can do during turkey season is road kill, huh”
and walks away
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