Thought you tThe cowboy from Louisiana says, "I must be the meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the
corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by
the horns, with my bare hands."
The cowboy from Arkansas couldn't stand to bested. "Why I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid
out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that
snake with my bare hands and bit it's head off and sucked the
poison down in one gulp. I'm still here today!"
The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the burning hot coals
with his penis.