new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifically)

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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:29 am

Well, David S has returned from vacation after learning of your post from someone else.

I do not accept your apology and you can stick your opinion and this post where the sun does not shine. Making accusations about someone like this in a public forum is way and I mean way out of line.

I only wish I had the kind of influence over the DGIF you stated. If I did sir, you can best bet a person from the enforcement division would be checking you on the hour, every hour of every day. As a matter of fact...nevermind.

Even if I did stifle changes to the current system, it is my business and I cannot help it if you suck at negotiating changes or getting what you want in life.

For the record, I have access to several blinds in NC and own a couple in VA. I gave one location to another hunter so he would have a place of his own to hunt and not worry with crybabies not because I do not have time to bush them. There are many people who like the season the way it is now so your infomation is flawed. For the record, I harvest plenty of birds in December. Maybe you should try hunting something a bit easier like rabbit or playing video games.

You know a simple message to me would have got you a whole lot further without any troubles.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby Bullfrog26692 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:45 am

The all mighty duck God, Magic Man, can you turn the Virginia state bird to a Grebe? :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:50 am

It shall be done my son. All I have to do is find my batphone I had installed which leads straight to Bob Duncan and Bob Ellis's offices. Or maybe to Commissioner Gordon...hmmm... to the duck bat boat, I have to drive to their office since I have misplaced the number.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby Bullfrog26692 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:58 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby Bullfrog26692 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:14 am

Guys, don't forget to pay the new David S. boat tax this year. If your caught in the back bay without it they will take your boat and all gear and drop it off at his house to do with as he sees fit. Maximum penalty is hanging.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby Bullfrog26692 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:15 am

Oh, I also heard that if you hunt over a David S. decoy the birds will drop dead right into your boat. You and you dog can get the heater going and do a crossword puzzle, limit guaranteed every time out.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:35 am

But it is a limit of merganzers, coot and NG. For all those who dont know where the term came from on the DHC forums, please see the link someone posted to the originators post last December 28th. He not only wants to dictate what you are allowed to shoot on Back Bay and Currituck waters but now feels the season should fit the only time frame he can kill park ducks. Maybe I should approach the DGIF about telling people they can only shoot the "good ducks" and must do it between noon and 1PM on the first lunar cycle in October while wearing a pink party hat. With my influance, I should be able to get this done for the 2013/2014 season. Apparently, jedi mind tricks work.
Are there any request from you all I should demand of the DGIF?
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gobblin870 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:58 pm

Yeah black ducks in October.. 6 of em
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby recoil slinger » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:21 pm

This in my opinion is classic to say the least
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby recoil slinger » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:22 pm

Will someone please tell dave s to answer his phone ! I need my hip number and boat registration. And a extention on my bag limit. Thanks :lol:
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby ncbufflehead » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:12 pm

recoil slinger wrote:Will someone please tell dave s to answer his phone ! I need my hip number and boat registration. And a extention on my bag limit. Thanks :lol:

Sorry, he'll have to write you a letter. You see, he went out on Back Bay and you know every time he goes it's blowing 40 MPH and there are seas that no vessel can handle.........well luck finally ran out for ol' gooseturd and he got his phone wet.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:39 am

Well played NCBufflehead, well played sir. I climbed on the back of two turtles and they gave me a ride to safety. Thank goodness, they saved me. The winds were up and it blew so hard, not a drop of water is left in the bay. The bay is nothing but rough sand and mud and it is blowing around swamoing boats and destroying everything it can.
Cheers and thank you for the laugh.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby lbhansford » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:38 am

Next you are going to tell me Santa is not real and just a cover for Dave S to bring presents to all the boys and girls around the globe in his swan driven sleigh. :clapping:

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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:52 am

I dont always shoot ducks, but when I do, it dos duckies.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby tsmart » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:05 am

ncbufflehead wrote:
recoil slinger wrote:Will someone please tell dave s to answer his phone ! I need my hip number and boat registration. And a extention on my bag limit. Thanks :lol:

Sorry, he'll have to write you a letter. You see, he went out on Back Bay and you know every time he goes it's blowing 40 MPH and there are seas that no vessel can handle.........well luck finally ran out for ol' gooseturd and he got his phone wet.

You forgot to mention the unparallelled boat backing, in reverse at 35 mph, a perfect U, to hit the ramp at his first attempt. :bow:

Just sayin...

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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby ncbufflehead » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:34 am

tsmart wrote:
ncbufflehead wrote:
recoil slinger wrote:Will someone please tell dave s to answer his phone ! I need my hip number and boat registration. And a extention on my bag limit. Thanks :lol:

Sorry, he'll have to write you a letter. You see, he went out on Back Bay and you know every time he goes it's blowing 40 MPH and there are seas that no vessel can handle.........well luck finally ran out for ol' gooseturd and he got his phone wet.

You forgot to mention the unparallelled boat backing, in reverse at 35 mph, a perfect U, to hit the ramp at his first attempt. :bow:

Just sayin...

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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby Bullfrog26692 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:29 pm

gooosehunter wrote:I dont always shoot ducks, but when I do, it dos duckies.

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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:51 pm

Glad to help Frogger.

Yes, I can back a boat at interstate speed past the ramp and the boat will jump into the water out of fear. Blindfolded with one hand, all while talking to the leaders at the DGIF on the phone....LOL!!!
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby swampbilly 1980 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:38 am

gooosehunter wrote:Glad to help Frogger.

Yes, I can back a boat at interstate speed past the ramp and the boat will jump into the water out of fear. Blindfolded with one hand, all while talking to the leaders at the DGIF on the phone....LOL!!!

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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:35 am

ducks just kill themselves too.
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby gooosehunter » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:55 pm

I guess it is safe to assume the person who posted this is not ever going to read all of the comments and respond....dang I am bored. So, I guess I will have to call Richmond and cause trouble. Who wants an open season on hawks or herons?
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Re: new proposed season dates in VA (For David S. Specifical

Postby Have Gun Will Travel » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:37 pm

A grebe season would greatly benifit the guys in the western part of the state.
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