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Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Mudgun » Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:26 am

Okay, here goes.

Since this is the time of year that this forum is inundated with new folks wishing to go a-field in search of some fowl and things can be confusing, I am offering my services to help these folks.

It's not a guide service, but for $500 bucks I will show new people how to hunt the area near where they live. I have a boat and will travel. I will take the folks out and show them areas on their water that should be good places to hunt. We can go on Sundays and we'll even get their super early so you can see the sun come up.

For an extra 500 I will teach how to prep, stage and launch a boat in a manner that won't get your tires slashed. This fee will also cover some super secret techniques for decoy storage etc.

The premium package is a bargain at only $1200 and will contain a simulated hunt in which we will set up the blind, demonstrate decoy spread techniques, calling training and how to not pie-face birds and still get the first shot off.

The benefits will last you a lifetime, will make you more confident on the water and soon you can be condescending on the internet too!!!

I have hunted the storied waters of Virginia for 15 years and I have thousands of posts on several internet forums. My wisdom has been dispersed for free over the last ten years on these forums but the seminars condense these posts into a veritable moonshine of duck killing information. The time saved using the search function is worth 500 bucks alone.

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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby swampbilly 1980 » Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:17 am

I'm a poor man, but I'd pay good money for info regarding how to successfully duckhunt on property where Woodducks want to be, without permission to be on the property where Woodducks want to be :wink:
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Have Gun Will Travel » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:15 am

Hey Mud, do you supply the blaze orange or does the pupil have to bring their own? Is there a barrel sticker for completing the Mudgun Ducktard school of VA?
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Mudgun » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:20 am

You will 100% Certified Ducktard FREE after completion of the Premium Package.

I mean think about this guys. Ask the wives...Christmas is coming around the corner!! Sure you could book a guide and go shoot his ducks for one day. My service offers knowledge that will last a lifetime.

Just one example...let's say you see a bunch of ducks on a public lake or pond. You could even call me up and tell me what you saw and I will call you back before you can go hunt and offer up suggestions on what worked on those birds. Free!!!
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Tangier Island Slacker » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:25 am

Mudgun wrote:The premium package is a bargain at only $1200


How 'bout tree-fiddy?
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby swampbilly 1980 » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:25 am

How are you on getting "kitchen passes" to duckhunt for those of us that have long lists of "honey do's" that aren't done yet?
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Mudgun » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:56 am

Tangier Island Slacker wrote:
Mudgun wrote:The premium package is a bargain at only $1200


How 'bout tree-fiddy?

Introductory offer.

SOLD!!

Only 5 more spots remain guys.
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby swampbilly 1980 » Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:04 am

Mudgun wrote:You will 100% Certified Ducktard FREE after completion of the Premium Package.

If I fail the "course" will I still recieve a "Certificate of Participation"?

That's what really matters to me.
(Just trying to keep up with the something for nothing, mainstream, modern day society mindset :wink: )
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby imaduckin up north » Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:37 pm

mud hired SI as his booking agent, just think when youre done with his course you can be absolutly right on everything you say like mud is. MUDGUN SPEAKS THE TRUTH :bow:
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby adustydawg2 » Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:03 pm

" Mudgun speaks the truth?" :lol3: :fingerhead: :yes:
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Mudgun » Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:17 pm

100 bucks for the Phelps tour. Basically I tell you over the phone "skip it, it is a wasteland"
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby adustydawg2 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:20 am

How about Chris Greene Lake or Rivanna Res. Hear they got grebes there! :eek: :no: :no: :no: :lol3:
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Mudgun » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:39 am

What does that even mean? Are you in some weird way trying to put out the fact that I live in Charlottesville?

Hey yall, I live in Charlottesville.

Can you go away now?
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby tsmart » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:25 pm

swampbilly 1980 wrote:I'm a poor man, but I'd pay good money for info regarding how to successfully duckhunt on property where Woodducks want to be, without permission to be on the property where Woodducks want to be :wink:
:devil:

That's pretty simple...

1) You don't need permission... - unless you get caught.
2) If you get caught.... - it's easier to ask for forgiveness, than to ask for permission.
3) As long as you can run faster than the guy chasing you, you'll be fine. :thumbsup:

That'll be $150 ($50 per each answer).

Direct deposit please...

Thanks for your purchase.
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby adustydawg2 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:17 pm

Naw, Mudgun, just some outstanding waterfowl opportunities out your way. Phelps has no ducks or geese at all. Wait till later in the season. Pettigrew got some wood ducks. Mattaponi got sawbills and coots! You should do just fine this season. BTW, got a call that said a bunch of geese hanging out on Wayland Orchard property next to Mint Spring park. Gonna be stocked with some trout soon! :bow: :yes: :eek: :thumbsup: :welcome:
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Mudgun » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:15 pm

I think you might have some sort of disorder that prevents any actual comprehension from occurring.

Oh, and for God's sake don't send me some homoPM.
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby recoil slinger » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:40 pm

mods. really? this is worse than spam. he is obviously a ass clown looking for a hook.
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby vt.honker » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:14 pm

recoil slinger wrote:mods. really? this is :sarcmark: VITRIOLIC SARCASM :sarcmark: that is WORSE than spam :sarcmark: and NOT at all ..."A-RIFIC" :sarcmark: . He is obviously a ass clown looking for a hook.

:lol: FIXED IT FOR YA :yes:
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby recoil slinger » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:15 pm

vt.honker wrote:
recoil slinger wrote:mods. really? this is :sarcmark: VITRIOLIC SARCASM :sarcmark: that is WORSE than spam :sarcmark: and NOT at all ..."A-RIFIC" :sarcmark: . He is obviously a ass clown looking for a hook.

:lol: FIXED IT FOR YA :yes:

nice :crying:
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby Mudgun » Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:09 pm

recoil slinger wrote:mods. really? this is worse than spam. he is obviously a ass clown looking for a hook.

An. An ass clown.

The phrase is "no talent azz clown". I have a lot of talent when it comes to duck hunting. I am trying to help those that don't have any talent. How does that make me anything other than a nice guy?
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby imaduckin up north » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:10 pm

can you feel the love in here, DHC at its finest
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Re: Hope this isn't spam-a-rific

Postby A5Gunner » Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:33 am

Your all ass clowns...but funny, so I keep coming back! :lol3:
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