*disclaimer* it you're not ready for a rant, click the "back" button. Reader beware!
Try throwing a trolling motor on a canoe you've had for a while.
VA says if you put a motor on your aquatic vessel, it needs to be registered. Got it. Where can I register it? At a scarcely placed VDGIF? Nope. Poor lady refers me to the phone line. Coulda done that from the smartphone. Ok. Call the number. "We'll mail it to you. Nope. Can't get the documents to you digitally. We can snail mail em." Got it. What about this coming Saturday? Apparently Walmart can do it. Drive to Walmart. Need a bill of sale. A bill of sale for a Craigslist canoe? ***? Seriously? Of course the guy behind the counter tells me he doesn't care how I got the bill of sale, but come on! I'm military and the instant I do something ethically questionable, guess what happens? It's in the news, I get canned, and the remaining worker bees have a new 1.5 hour period of instruction on ethics and moral courage with my name redacted. Called the vdgif office. "These registration documents were created before Craigslist." Google Craigslist…launched 1995. I started duck hunting 2001. I mean…I don't need a canoe with an effin Trollin motor, but is this state serious?
Rant over. Can't apologize since you're Trollin anyway lookin for something to talk about.
Still dog tired.