?Easy weight loss program!!
>>>A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss??
>>>?? The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
>>>?? him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
>>>of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
>>>?? She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss??
>>>?? The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."
>>>?? Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
>>>?? later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
>>>?? with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
>>>?? same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
>>>?? delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
>>>?? He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
>>>?? The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
>>>?? stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
>>>?? is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
>>>?? neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
>>>?? Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
>>>?? excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when
>>>?? does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so
>>>?? four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on
>>>?? day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another
>>>?? He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
>>>?? 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative
>>>?? the phone - "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely,"
>>>?? replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>>?? The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
>>>?? finds this huge, muscular, 7 ft tall man standing there wearing
>>>?? nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that
>>>?? reads, Hi - I'm William. If I catch you, you're mine..."