Weight Loss Program for over weight Duck Hunters!

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Weight Loss Program for over weight Duck Hunters!

Postby Greg Wile » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:42 am

?Easy weight loss program!!
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>>>A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss??
>>>program.
>>>
>>>?? The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
>>>before
>>>?? him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
>>>but??a pair
>>>of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
>>>?? She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss??
>>>company.
>>>
>>>?? The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."
>>>
>>>?? Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
>>>?? later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
>>>way
>>>?? with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
>>>?? same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
>>>?? delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
>>>
>>>?? He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
>>>program.
>>>
>>>?? The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
>>>most
>>>?? stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
>>>She
>>>?? is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
>>>her
>>>?? neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
>>>
>>>?? Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
>>>?? excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when
>>>he
>>>?? does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so
>>>for??the next
>>>?? four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on
>>>the??fifth
>>>?? day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another
>>>??20lb. as
>>>promised.
>>>
>>>?? He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
>>>?? 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative
>>>on
>>>?? the phone - "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely,"
>>>he
>>>?? replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>>>
>>>?? The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
>>>he
>>>?? finds this huge, muscular, 7 ft tall man standing there wearing
>>>?? nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that
>>>?? reads, Hi - I'm William. If I catch you, you're mine..."
>>>
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Postby Oldducknut » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:20 am

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Postby mallardman77 » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:26 pm

:toofunny:
Funny Greg!!

:salude:
Is it september the 8th yet???

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