A Truck Drivers delemna

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A Truck Drivers delemna

Postby Greg Wile » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:11 am

Subject: A trucker's dilemma
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.??She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.??The trucker
lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you are
losing some of your load!"
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The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
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When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door and, again, the
trucker lowers the window.??As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you are losing some of your load!"
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Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
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At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.??The
trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Jenny, and
you are losing some of your load!"
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When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and
runs back to the blonde.??He knocks on her window and, as she lowers it,
he says. . .
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"Hi, my name is Bruce, its winter in Nova Scotia and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
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Postby Oldducknut » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:15 pm

:getdown: lol
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:37 pm

H ahha ahhaha ha aha hahahaaa!~!!!!!!!!!

That was good :laughing:
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Postby Smackaduck » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:29 pm

Im laughin out loud. :laughing: :toofunny:
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