You can get 100 acres of bush for $14000 to $15000 1 hour north of me. The problem with it is that it is most likely land locked so you would need to work out a deal with your new neighbors to be able to get to it. I don't think you need to be a citizen as there are lots of Americans that have cottages up here.
Ugly Ford said"So what if i live in a trailer! i am going to pack up my wife, 10 kids and 9 hound dogs buy a chunk of land in Canada and move right in!!!!!"
Just a little advice Ugly. You should come up by yourself first and claim refuge status, tell the bleeding hearts at immigration that you are persecuted for some reason or other, you drive an ugly ford, you have bad hair, you like rap music, any reason will do. Then the immigration officer will shed a few tears, give you a big hug and stamp your paper work approved. Then you can bring up the wife, kids and dogs and the government will pay for everything. Good luck. :thumbsup