Cows the Constitution and Carlin

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Cows the Constitution and Carlin

Postby Oldducknut » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:27 am

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It would create a hostile work environment!


And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."
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Re: Cows the Constitution and Carlin

Postby h2ofwlr » Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:05 pm

Ain't that the truth! :yes:
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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Postby Greg Wile » Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:53 pm

:withstupid: This is real irony.
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Postby Oldducknut » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:59 pm

Now get this- This post was deleted from another site I newly but frequently visit- Got the Admin-PM- Keep it Duck hunting related and no religion. Ouch! Bummer to be me :thumbsdown: or as they say water off a ducks back :getdown:
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Postby Greg Wile » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:19 am

I tend to shy away from religous and political debates unless they have something to do with land use or wildlife issues/hunting/gun owner ship/etc.. issues, but thats just me. :smile:
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Postby Admin2 » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:39 am

Oldducknut wrote:Now get this- This post was deleted from another site I newly but frequently visit- Got the Admin-PM- Keep it Duck hunting related and no religion.


:eek:

That will not happen here!


Religion? It is an observation by a comedian. I fail to see any religious spouting of doctarine or preaching to others that would perhaps warranty that kind of response.

Maybe he is one of them lawyers, judges or politicians! Or is married to one:laughing:


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Postby Oldducknut » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:38 am

Glad to hear. :getdown: being a fun place to drop by is a part of the bigger picture. We are a Duck Hunting site first that is what we do however it doesnt mean we cant share a laugh or two!
thanks again :salude:
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