Dinner conversation gone wrong

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Dinner conversation gone wrong

Postby Oldducknut » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:14 pm

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"



HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"



WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"



HUSBAND: "Of course I do."



WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"



HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."



WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)



HUSBAND: (Makes loud groan)



WIFE: "Would you sleep in our bed?"



HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"



WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"



HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."



WIFE: "Would you duck hunt with her?"



HUSBAND: "I guess so."



WIFE: "Would you let her use my 12 gauge?"



HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."



WIFE: ---silence---



HUSBAND: "crap...."
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Postby Trois_beaux_canards » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:28 pm

:toofunny: man that's too good! :laughing: :laughing: that was a dead end question. you probably dug your own grave by just answering! IMHO ( and as a single guy, I could be wrong here) you should answer: "I would be so heartsricken with grief I could never love another woman again, and God forbid duck hunt. I'd bury you with your gun and a box of shells. Your pictures would never come down. Woe is me, how would I go on living." But of course you must say it with feeling, lest you'd like to sound like william shatner and sleep on the couch for the rest of your married life.
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Postby Greg Wile » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:40 am

:withstupid: :toofunny: ODN you may have to move in with Beau. :laughing: or take yer buddy Dans up on his offer.
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Postby kulsh » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:45 pm

Now thats funny :toofunny: :laughing:
Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about
itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34.
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