Waterfowl hunting across Canada; from the sounds of New Foundland to the lakes of Ontario to the vast fields and potholes of the plains to the high artic and the sea duck hunting of the Pacific. Includes Quebec duck hunting, Ontario duck hunting, Manitoba duck hunting, Saskatchewan duck hunting, Alberta duck hunting & all other provinces indluding goose hunting info as well.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (Makes loud groan)
WIFE: "Would you sleep in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you duck hunt with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would you let her use my 12 gauge?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."
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:toofunny: man that's too good! :laughing: :laughing: that was a dead end question. you probably dug your own grave by just answering! IMHO ( and as a single guy, I could be wrong here) you should answer: "I would be so heartsricken with grief I could never love another woman again, and God forbid duck hunt. I'd bury you with your gun and a box of shells. Your pictures would never come down. Woe is me, how would I go on living." But of course you must say it with feeling, lest you'd like to sound like william shatner and sleep on the couch for the rest of your married life.
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:withstupid: :toofunny: ODN you may have to move in with Beau. :laughing: or take yer buddy Dans up on his offer.
Build memories, take a kid out doors and teach them about nature by interacting with it, hunting and fishing.
Learn from the past, don't dwell on it.
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Now thats funny :toofunny: :laughing:
Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about
Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34.
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