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So quiet- need a laugh

Postby Oldducknut » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:17 pm

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:27 pm

BWAAAAAAAHAHAAAAHHAAAAA

Im gunna be rollin to that one for a while!!!! :toofunny:

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Postby Greg Wile » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:44 am

:laughing: :laughing: I'm gunna print it and take it into work. :laughing:
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Postby Greg Wile » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:56 pm

:toofunny: The guys at work loved it.
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Postby 98ramtough » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:24 pm

thats funny. :toofunny:
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