Why all Americans should be banned from hunting in Canada

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Why all Americans should be banned from hunting in Canada

Postby h2ofwlr » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:23 pm

Top ten reasons why all Americans should be banned from hunting in Canada

1. They generally havea couple of hundred decoys. It make us Canadians look bad with our metal canoe and six shot up decoys.

2. They use funny words like, Ya'll, howdy, and Boy I tell you what. We just can't understand them.......bunch of hosers.

3. They can't spell or pronounce "Saskatchewan" and they think "Manitoba" is genuine cigarette brand they saw on King of the Hill

4. They bring up "beer" that is more like favored water.

5. They can call a heck of alot better than pretty much every Canadian duck hunter. We don't have calling championships like they do in the states, we have national duck kazoo championships up here. (Still looking for a call maker to sponsor)

6. They have funny names like Buck, Bubba, J.R. , I ask you what the heck is wrong with Francoise, Jacques, and Frédéric?

7. They call Canada geese "honkers" and mallards "Greenheads" What?! Is Canada goose and mallard really that hard to remember?! Don't even get me started when they say something to the effect of "Look at all those Canadian geese" or "Can we have permission to hunt those Canadians tomorrow morning?" :eek:

8. They can't spell either, everyone knows that it's colour nor color, and it's Ketchup not catsup.

9. Their decoy trailers are bigger than most people's houses.

10. They laugh behind our backs because our national animal is a beaver and the DNR has an agency that deals with problem beavers called "The Beaver patrol".....I don't get it...


Yes, this is suppose to be funny and a joke, so just relax and laugh at us Canadians ya crazy American hosers!
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Postby Greg Wile » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:27 pm

:eek: I think it is right on the money. :toofunny: h2o where do you dig this stuff up? You must cruise every junk post site there is. :laughing:
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Postby Oldducknut » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:18 pm

hey I cruise the junk sites :toofunny:

Good one :thumbsup: :laughing:
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Postby h2ofwlr » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:28 pm

For a couple of Bluenosers, you 2 aren't so bad.... :toofunny:



Gerg I stole it from another site. :yes:
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Postby mallardman77 » Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:45 pm

Ahh, to funny h2o, that will make me laugh for a long time to come!!

I don't know how many times i've heard some kazoo players out in the marsh! :toofunny:




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Postby Greg Wile » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:57 am

I supose you also have started your Xmass shoplifting already to :laughing: :laughing:


H2O we are all guilty of raiding other sites for stuff. :thumbsup:
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Postby yellodog1 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:37 pm

Good one EH?
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Postby IBBoykin » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:46 am

He was dead on, especially with the names.
Look at the name of the backup quarterback for the university of tennessee. Poor sap, his name is Jim Bob Cooter. I thought it was a joke at first, but it is the truth.
Here in Mississippi the big thing is to call people by their first and middle names. Mary Victoria, Mary Margaret, Billy Bob, Jim Bob, Buck Wheat, etc.
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