Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall
>>where a flower show was in progress One leaned over and said,
>>"Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. Why, for $5.00, I'd
>>my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
>>"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
>>As fast as she could, the first old lady fumbled her way out of her
>>and streaked through the front door of the flower show.
>>Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
>>by loud applause. The naked old lady burst out through the door,
>>by a cheering crowd.
>>"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
>>"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"