Two old Ladies

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Two old Ladies

Postby Oldducknut » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:43 am

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall
>>where a flower show was in progress One leaned over and said,
>>
>>"Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. Why, for $5.00, I'd
>>take
>>my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
>>
>>"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
>>
>>As fast as she could, the first old lady fumbled her way out of her
>>clothes
>>and streaked through the front door of the flower show.
>>
>>Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
>>followed
>>by loud applause. The naked old lady burst out through the door,
>>surrounded
>>by a cheering crowd.
>>
>>"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
>>
>>"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:05 pm

Awwwwwww...... :eek: :laughing:


I gotta give it to ya man... You find some funny stuff :thumbsup:
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Postby Oldducknut » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:15 pm

Ya i got tons of funny stuff however I only post a joke or two on occasion when I think things are slow. If nothing else give some one a laugh in there day
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:50 pm

Hey, if no one else does, I thoroughly enjoy them!


I come in here everyday just to see what ya posted up, no joke :thumbsup:

-Stouff
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You kick my dog

Postby Oldducknut » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:23 am

http://www.wolfie.cz/dog/
takes a min for the DL
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Postby Greg Wile » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:56 pm

:toofunny: That was good :thumbsup:
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