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Pickup trucks...you guys will like this

Postby Snaph » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:33 pm

Ode to pickup trucks
Depending on the season, there could be all kinds
of outdoor objects of desire in the back of trucks
By Taylor Wilson
Special to ESPN Outdoors.com

There have been times in my life when I have been caught without a pickup truck and, looking back on it, I kind of remember feeling naked.

Well, heck, I might have very well been naked, for that matter; after all, that was during a couple of my wild and crazy college days (that everyone should be legally allotted, by the way).

It was when commuting and gas mileage were much more important than hauling boats and dead critters around. Thank goodness, I got my priorities straight.

Sure, there is no doubt the possibly-waning SUV craze changed some folks' way of thinking about vehicles with cargo beds and tailgates … but just maybe they weren't brought up like me.

Man, when I was a kid and an aspiring outdoorsman, a pickup truck could be something like a treasure chest. See a group of men standing around looking in the bed of a pickup truck and who knew what wonders were likely to held within?

Depending on the season, there could be all kinds of outdoor objects of desire in the back of trucks — things like big bucks, coolers of fish or perhaps even a timber rattler that had the misfortune of receiving death by skid marks.

Why, I couldn't wait till I got old enough to haul fish and game around in a pickup truck of my very own.

And then there was the social aspect.

Back in the good, old days, you could carry a lot more people in a pickup (and that was even before crew cabs became the rage). Why after the Dixie Youth ballgame, the coach would let everybody pile in for a trip to the Dairy Queen — whether we won or not.

I never worried about a pickup not having an air conditioner back then. I always rode in the back. And I am talking about in the cargo area, not some fancy seat, like pickups have today.

And if I had a dollar for every time my parents said, "You kids can ride in the back, but you have to sit down," I'd probably be driving a much more expensive truck than the one I have today.

(All that riding in the back. Shame. Shame. Shame. By today's safety standards, it's a wonder any of us survived long enough to get driver's licenses of our own. And by the time we did, we figured out that letting kids ride in the back might not be such a good idea.)

But as kids, we didn't know any better. Even while facing dire and unknown risks, we'd all fight over the seats.

Seats?

Yep, seats. I am not going to admit to you how old I was before I realized the raised wheel wells/fenders in the bed of a pickup truck were designed for anything other than seats, but I will say this realization did come later in life. (I never made it to engineering school, by the way. Good thing, I wouldn't have been there long.)

Another unique and incredible design feature of pickups is the space left between the cab and the bed. How many hours did those designers spend trying to figure out just how wide that space needed to be to hold a pair of rubber boots?

Surely, you've seen such boots stored upside down between the cab and bed? A truck and a boot holder. Can there be a better example of US of A ingenuity? I think not.

Regardless, a pickup is a good thing — for outdoorsmen and everyone else involved.

But I will tell you this: Beware the outdoorsman who drives a clean one. It's like the person at work who has the really clean desk; sooner or later you've got to wonder if they actually use it.

No problem with my desk or my pickup, and particularly with the latter in the middle of hunting season.

Covered with mud, dust or both, strange drawings or words are apt to appear on my truck. Say during turkey season, for example, there is likely to be semblances of all kinds of things drawn with a finger in the dust — things like turkey tracks; a rough map of the whereabouts of a roosted tom; or even simply the words, "Gobble! Gobble!"

And if artistic fun on the outside isn't enough reason to own a pickup truck, you ought to look inside. Who knows the wonders (and organisms) that are likely held within?

To go through an outdoorsman's pickup, late in whatever season he happens to be taking part, has to be akin to an archeological dig. All kinds of wild and wondrous (and a few not-so wondrous things) abound.

We have to store a lot of stuff in there, right? This is simply because we never know when we are likely to need it.

Pickups, they haul it all … outdoor fun and then some.

Don't have one? Ride in the truck of a hunting or fishing buddy. Heck, rekindle some memories and ride in the back. But if you do, do so off-road and for goodness sake, "You kids sit down!"

Taylor Wilson is a free-lance writer and editor for Bill Dance Publishing in Brownsville, Tenn. He can be contacted at taylorwilson@billdancefishing.com.
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Postby shrpshtr » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:37 pm

all too true! thanks for sharing.
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Postby Quackcephus » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:41 pm

:thumbsup:
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:49 pm

Heck Yeah!!
:salude:

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Postby Trois_beaux_canards » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:38 pm

Once I get my car sold, I'm there. Driving the truck belonging to my work just doesn't satiate me anymore. Thanks for sharing!
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Postby frazier2209 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:57 pm

if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates. i've met all my wives in traffic jams there's just something women like about a pickup man. :toofunny: :smile:
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Postby Swamp Puppy » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:07 am

my wife says she doesn't like the smell of "marsh" in my truck and that i REALLY need to go to a car wash and get that *@!#!#@*! thing cleaned out.

now why would i want to go and do a silly thing like that?
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:00 am

frazier2209 wrote:if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates. i've met all my wives in traffic jams there's just something women like about a pickup man. :toofunny: :smile:


YES!!!! I was thinking the same song Fraz!!!!

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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:01 am

Swamp Puppy wrote:my wife says she doesn't like the smell of "marsh" in my truck and that i REALLY need to go to a car wash and get that *@!#!#@*! thing cleaned out.

now why would i want to go and do a silly thing like that?



:toofunny:

2,000 miles away (in our case)...... and its still the same thing :salude:

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Postby donell67 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:39 am

i have 2 pickups now. :toofunny:
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Postby frazier2209 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:14 am

except Stouff, you don't have a wife :laughing:
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Postby gahunter » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:46 am

That's great! We used to ride in the back of the my grandad's truck and drag things behind it with the string from hay bales. Man was that ever more fun. The part about the tire wells is dead on. I always thought they were a seat. :salude:
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Postby JJ McGuire » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:58 pm

I have to admit for a time in my life I was without a truck. Now before you all cast me out without fire or friend understand I didn’t make the choice willingly. I was coming off a divorce and had to scale back, hell I even had to sell some of my guns. Yep times were hard, I had to work a couple of jobs. I am ashamed to say I even missed a season or two. Boy was I low. After a time the tide slowly turned. I met a lovely woman got a coin or two in my pocket, found some good pups, picked up a new smoking pole, and got a new truck. Now there are lovely sunrises, the intoxicating aroma of marsh mud mingled with wet dog, the whistling of wings. Ah life is good again. The world just doesn’t feel right without a truck.
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Postby Snaph » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:48 pm

JJ I know that story all to well, I could have wrote about the same thing.
But you have a truck and I am still working on it. Well I had my 95 Jimmy but it died. But that still was not a good old pick up.
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Postby ltglock » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:42 pm

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