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This will get you laughing!

Postby Bill Collector Bob » Sat May 31, 2008 8:18 am

Heres the link we were passing around at work: http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm


First post reads:

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
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Postby Botiz630 » Sat May 31, 2008 8:43 am

that sucks. I guess next time you wont listen when your friend says it will be a good idea to pour sand into your engine.
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Postby fowl_wishes » Sat May 31, 2008 9:22 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Shoot'em close. Less to pick.

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Postby hillman raider » Sat May 31, 2008 10:06 am

:fingerhead: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :stouff: :stouff:
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Postby Smackaduck » Sat May 31, 2008 10:16 am

Thats CRAZY..... :eek:
If they're dumb enough to be lured in by plastic you're really just doing them a favor.

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Postby LaRedneck » Sat May 31, 2008 1:43 pm

OMG :huh: Kinda of like hold my beer watch this but only in rice burner style, i get it. :crazy:
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Postby Montanafowler » Sat May 31, 2008 7:07 pm

holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... did he actually do that!? How many times did his parents play soccer with his head as a child?
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Postby hunter121390 » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:11 am

:fingerhead:
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Take em'
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Postby KCDuckMaster » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:11 pm

That's Awesome!!!
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Postby bgoldhunter » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:53 am

That is awesome!

I'm sure it's a joke, but I have met quite a few people in this business that make me wonder....
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Postby MO Waterfowl » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:55 pm

well what he needs to do to clear out the sand is pour about 2.5 gallons of water into the intake. That should clear it out. It will just go right through to the exhaust.
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Postby jolejnik4bmx » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:04 am

dummys idiots! :rofl:
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Postby gadwall getter » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:59 pm

holy crap!!!!! thats just dumb!
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Postby goosewhisperer » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:40 pm

:huh: :headbang: Are you friggin kidding me!!!!!
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Postby devildog28 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:40 am

Well at least they did it to a pos ricer car and not a camaro or vette!

There's a lot of those ricer kids around here that have hyundai's, escorts and civics, and think they're fast as hell. I love it when they floor it to whip around me, and all I have to do ease on the gas of my z71 to keep them from cutting me off.
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Postby wingshooter2009 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:53 am

Well at least they did it to a pos ricer car and not a camaro or vette!

There's a lot of those ricer kids around here that have hyundai's, escorts and civics, and think they're fast as hell. I love it when they floor it to whip around me, and all I have to do ease on the gas of my z71 to keep them from cutting me off.


this is what ricers get for messin with snakes :thumbsup:


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Postby Montanafowler » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:52 pm

i just like when ricers try and shoot past my old ford, then i blow em away and watch the look on their faces as they disappear in the rear view mirror :yes:
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Postby shoot-n-goose » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:53 pm

I just hate to see that these kids put all that money into those little cars when they could have got a decent truck and had enough left over for a nice set of decoys :yes:
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Postby Montanafowler » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:48 am

shoot-n-goose wrote:I just hate to see that these kids put all that money into those little cars when they could have got a decent truck and had enough left over for a nice set of decoys :yes:


exactly, i tried to talk my friend into buying a truck, nope he goes and buys a ricer. 3 weeks later it blows the engine and people see a '69 ford truck hauling a mitubishi to the junkyard.
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Postby shoot-n-goose » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:19 pm

yea, my brother tinted his ion and put rims on it, and a week ago he drove through an 8in deep puddle and flooded his engine. Its in the shop now with a bent piston rod. The best part about it is he always talks about his car like it can do anything, go anywhere, and beat anything with his little 2.2L ecotech. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Throbbin Rods » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:32 am

One old fossil's opinion about those POS Ricers - There is no replacement for displacement
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Postby apexhunter » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:32 pm

My question is what do they think they are accomplishing by putting HUGE spoilers on the rear of front wheel drive cars?
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Postby Montanafowler » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:08 pm

you know the jap cars with big mufflers on the back? i like to call em BURNT RICE :yes:
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Postby fishon!! » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:03 pm

don't know much about engines but i do know not to put sand through the freaking air intake!! :oops2:
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