My dad sent me this and i cried i laughed so hard. My favorite is the one about Florida
SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries
Saudi Arabia. Once a proud kingdom, torn up by
infighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see
below), with a nagging Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing
Iran. Current superpower in the region but it will all
come crashing down because they have a highly
functioning retard as a leader.
Iraq. Got a bunch of history but the country as a
whole is going in the tank and they will kill
themselves off before it's all over.
Syria. Evil douche bags who will stoop to whatever
level they need to win. No real history to speak of
but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.
Kuwait. Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but
still vulnerable to Iraq.
Al Qaeda. No country just a movement of disgruntled
fanatics who live to blow up those who are more
fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down
the House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing the Arabians
for 6years is the crowning achievement in their
history. Signing day was a major setback to the
movement. They'll be looking for a new leader soon.
Palestinian territories. No one really cares or
worries about them unless they can be of some use
(i.e. winning a battle once in a while against Iran
that causes a bit of shake up in rankings)
Qatar. Where the &%*$#@! is Qatar?
Afghanistan. Not much going for it, but hot women.
Israel. Just leave them alone for God's sake. What did
they ever do to you?
Morocco. Not really part of the Middle East. Has other
things to do than fight (or play football)
Libya. Had a charismatic leader in a land of
nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he
doesn't have a whole heck of a lot to back it up with.