Heard this story the other day.
A Navy Seal that had been through Iraq, and Afghanistan was having some time off, and was taking some college courses. The proffesor was an athiest, and one day at class he said, God if you do exist, I will give you 15 minutes to knock me off of this platform. The proffesor contiued with his class, and 14 minutes have went by. He says I am still waiting God.
Just at that moment the Navy Seal get's up out of his chair, walk's up to the proffesor, and knock's him out with one punch to the head. His classmates are in shock, and finnaly the proffesor comes to. He ask's why he would do such a thing.
The Navy Seal calmly reply's, God is busy protecting american soldier's who are fighting for your right to say stupid crap like that! So I did it for him!
Gos send's his message's in mysteriuos way's sometime's!