Grandparents say the darnest things too

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Grandparents say the darnest things too

Postby h2ofwlr » Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:37 am

A silent passing of Gas

An elderly couple were attending church when about halfway through the service she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of gas. What should I do?"

Her husband leans over to her and replies, "When we get home put a new battery in your hearing aid."
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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